SELECTED HUMOR


“Baffling Historical Coincidences”

Defenestration Magazine, 2020
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“Places Where You Could Actually Get Some Writing Done”
Points in Case, 2019
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“Are you free this Saturday? You’re an attractive single, and I’m a college book club”
Defenestration Magazine, 2019
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“A Comprehensive Analysis of the Milkian Problem in Modern Teaology”
Journal of Irreproducible Results, 2018
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“Society’s Really Gone Downhill since the Apocalypse Happened”
Defenestration Magazine, 2018
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“Homer’s Catalogue of Ships”
The American Bystander, 2017
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“Illegal Moves in Chess”
Weekly Humorist, 2017
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“7 Movies with HUGE Holes in the Plot”
National Lampoon, 2017
(online content later repackaged as the Weekly Humorist).
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“I Have No Money for Avocado Toast because I Can’t Stop Buying Houses”
Defenestration Magazine, 2017
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“Wake up, Sheep—Paul Giamatti Is Not Dead!”
Defenestration Magazine, 2017
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“Dear Contributor, We Apologize for the Two-Thousand-Year-Late Reply, but We Are Unable to Accept Your Article at This Time”
Defenestration Magazine, 2017
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“Students Discovered in Suspended Animation under Melting Snowbanks”
McGill Tribune, 2016
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“Construction Scaffolding Gains Historic Landmark Status”
McGill Daily, 2015
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“So We’ve Cut the Budget Again, Eh?”
McGill Daily, 2015
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“The History of the Cheese Danish” 
Kugelmass, 2011
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